Day 6

Just found out that I am the Vice-President of the NSSSA, an organization whose existence I became aware of at about the same time as the beginning of the my vice-presidency. 
Fact:  All that  the above means is that I am in charge of my school's regional and national  sports meets, which is still nothing huge because the whole country is the size of Massachusetts.
Fiction:  I'm very important.
Fact: This will look great on my resume.

Jonathan